Monday, June 05, 2006

crapped myself

walked into the garage to take out the trash which i never do alone at night because it scares me but i wanted to be brave so i did it and there was a fucking possum and it scared the shit out of me. now i'll go back to never taking out the trash.

5 Comments:

Blogger Michael Markowitz said...

I've always thought possums look like glued together pieces of other, better-looking animals.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Max Koch said...

Much like the wayward opossum which (no doubt, unintentionally) compromised the integrity of your thong this eve, I suppose I'll have to settle for whichever scraps you got.

Well done. Still waiting for "Stuff I Found, Part 2".

11:24 PM  
Blogger King a England said...

You let it go? How big was the sombitch?
Shit yourself, fine, if you got to...but don't let it go.
I have a fine possum stew recipe I will get you, if you need it.
It works well for the smaller ones.
But the bigger ones butcher up just like a coon, and we all know how good those taste.

7:50 AM  
Blogger Viewfinder said...

ah, I love otherwise classy women who demonstrate a mastery of profanity... that is so endearing.

8:54 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I am so profane sometimes, I think I must have been a sailor in my past life.

10:36 PM  

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