Monday, June 05, 2006

crapped myself

walked into the garage to take out the trash which i never do alone at night because it scares me but i wanted to be brave so i did it and there was a fucking possum and it scared the shit out of me. now i'll go back to never taking out the trash.


Blogger Michael Markowitz said...

I've always thought possums look like glued together pieces of other, better-looking animals.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Max Koch said...

Much like the wayward opossum which (no doubt, unintentionally) compromised the integrity of your thong this eve, I suppose I'll have to settle for whichever scraps you got.

Well done. Still waiting for "Stuff I Found, Part 2".

11:24 PM  
Blogger King a England said...

You let it go? How big was the sombitch?
Shit yourself, fine, if you got to...but don't let it go.
I have a fine possum stew recipe I will get you, if you need it.
It works well for the smaller ones.
But the bigger ones butcher up just like a coon, and we all know how good those taste.

7:50 AM  
Blogger Viewfinder said...

ah, I love otherwise classy women who demonstrate a mastery of profanity... that is so endearing.

8:54 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I am so profane sometimes, I think I must have been a sailor in my past life.

10:36 PM  

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